it seems we all have to apply

for an updated version

not prepared

for all the enthusiasm

the website went down

so phoning for a paper application

as often easier

the assistant refers to me as

her love

as in my love

assumes i cannot use the internet

her love asks why the update

and it is explained that it is for fraud prevention

it seems

too many dead people are travelling by bus

these days

i will wait a while

she says that the paper forms are not yet printed

my love